Bless those Italians for running with the headline, 'IO Lesbica' which I'm told translates as 'I Lesbian'. Nice. They should've just gone with the line, 'IO Carebear', because that would've really thrown us all.
Anyway, here's Jodie below, looking like the photoshop button got stuck and elongated her forehead too much, but at least the Wintour-bob has softened with some side-sweeping action. And yes, I'd still let her buy me a drink.
And by the way, I was just kidding about Rosie and her CROCS, it's best to be careful what you write about Rosie online, because she looks like she could put you in a headlock that you might not survive.