Friday, 27 January 2012

How To Deter Your Family From Ever Coming To Stay...


Families are pretty special huh? So special that you want to keep some of them for Christmas and Funerals only.

So if the thought of that aunt coming to stay sends shivers down your spine. You know. That aunt. The one who comes to family gatherings talking about how she's not going to drink, because you know how she gets. And you slip her a vodka and tell her you only put a little drop of orange in it. An hour later, she's fully in first class on the drunk express and is letting every family secret out of her mouth before falling off her chair in a drunken stupor. Then you have to escort her to the front door (kicking the tumbleweeds of regret out the way) and say "That was my Mother you were talking about - now leave!"

Well, if that aunt makes you wish she didn't know where you lived, then here's how you can make sure she'll never come back, by making her feel as uncomfortable as possible. 

These rather #TMI “Drawings for Three Rooms in Your Home” by Steve Lambert are about as in yer face innit, as you can get. Question is, are there enough pictures?....







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